Words and music copyright ©1988 by Howard Ashby Kranz
1. Big bang, hot dang! Abracadabra! Bombs away!
I was just sitting slurping soupy substance, having a nice day,
When all of space swarmed in my eyes, and all of time blew out my ears
E A E A E A
We’ll have a lot of things to figure out, as soon as the smoke clears.
2. Big bang, birth pang! It’s whelping time, geronimo!
I was just going with the flow when everything began to blow.
Then neutrons bounced and gene pools sizzled, and reactions burst in chains
We’ll have a lot of things to think about, once we’ve developed brains.
Bridge 1: Big bang, tooth and fang!, Dominance! Submission!
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.
3. Big bang, harange! The chair recognizes the floor!
It has been moved, is there a second? Do you know who’s keeping score?
Bridge 2: Big bang, gashouse gang, fusion meshed with fission
Ten nine eight seven six five four three two one, ignition!
4. Big bang, yin yang, hey here goes nothing, let it be!
It’s the beginning of the universe, could be the death of me.
E A E A D B E A
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