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1. We donít like this manís policy.††† We donít think heís telling the truth.

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Heís in the pay of unspeakable slime.His velvet tongue hides a sharkís tooth.

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But his voice is so reassuringthat we want the words to make sense.

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And we vote for him cause we like his confidence.


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2. In an artsy bar, a smart womanis watching her date converse.

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Sheís promised herself she wonít get involved with men who seem too well rehearsed.

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But he keeps on saying heís sensitive.After four drinks, she still feels tense,

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and it feels so good to relax in his confidence.


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Bridge: When he gets rude and meanyou say you like his spunk,

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while I try really hard; you donít even thank me.

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Well itís a thin line betweena bastard and a hunk

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and he can bring it off, and I canítand that makes me angry.††††††††††††††††


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3. This commercial is so insulting;the sound blares to break your eardrum.

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The productís claims are so ludicrous - do they really think Iím that dumb?

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But when I see that brand on the counter,a voice like a distant friendís

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says ďYou know me - come on into my††† confidence.Ē