Those Gay Guys

words and music copyright ©2011 by Howard Ashby Kranz

 

††† Dm7††† †††††††††††††††††††††Am†††††††††††††††††††††E†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† Am

 

††† Am††††††††††††††††††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††E

1. Those gay guys are wrecking our marriage; Iím sorry, my dear, but itís true.

††††† E††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††Am

Matrimony just seems so pointless if gay guys are allowed to do it too

††† Am††††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††Dm

They go together like a horse and a horse, like a carriage and a carriage.

††† Dm7††† †††††††††††††††††††††Am†††††††††††††††††††††E†††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††Am

This is the reason for our divorce: those gay guys are wrecking our marriage.

 

††† Dm7††† †††††††††††††††Am†††††††††††††††††E†††††††††† ††††††††††Am

 

††††††††† †††††††††††Am††††††††††††††††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††E

2. Those lesbians are ruining our love life; now sometimes I get in the mood

††††† E††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††Am

Then I suddenly remember theyíre out there; my priorities just get all skewed.

††† Am††††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††Dm

Theyíve wrecked the lives of Newt Gingrichís wives, and I donít mean to disparage

††† †††Dm7††† †††††††††††††††††††††††Am††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††E†††††††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††Am

But they just dodge all the heartache they cause; those gay guys wrecking our marriage.

 

†††††††††††††††Dm†††††† †††††††††††Dm7†††††††††††††† ††††Am

Bridge: Civilization has its discontents, its taboos and illicit ardor

†††††††††††††††††† ††Dm†††††††††††††† ††††††††††††Dm7†††††††††††††† E

When your repressed feelings get too intense, you must repress them harder

 

Instrumental verse

 

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3. I went to see Fr. OíMalley; he said sure and ainít it the truth

††††† E††† ††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††Am

Itís just like the sixties when all of those hippies caused us priests to take up child abuse.

††† Am††††† ††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††Dm

I keep on trying to keep on task, they keep leading me to the bare edge

Dm7††††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††Am†††††††††††††††††††††††E†††††††††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††††Am

So please donít tell cause I didnít ask; those gay guys are wrecking our marriage.

Dm7††††† †††††††††††††††††††††††††††Am†††††††††††††††††††††††E††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† Am

So please donít tell cause I didnít ask; those gay guys are wrecking our marriage.